I keep threatening to set him up in his own.
Twice.). Industrious whippersnapper that he is, he figures that a rig could earn him fifty bucks a driveway. If I had a bankroll, I might bankroll him. My kid, on the other hand, doesn’t want a snow thrower… he wants an ATV with a plow. (Keeping in mind how much it hurt that time he weed-whacked my ankle, and how peeved I was when he drove my tractor into the split-rail fence. I keep threatening to set him up in his own business, College Fund Landscaping.
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